So I got a Blackberry today and went to turn it on. it did nothing....So I told it that if it did not turn on I would have to disassemble it... still nothing... I showed it my pliers, screwdriver hatchet, lighter, handsaw.... still nothing...so I knew i had to perform.
I attempted to open the case with the screwdriver, but it was stubborn and would not let me in.
So i did the next best thing and smashed the screen with my hatchet about 20-30 times. At first the screen started turning black( I knew I was winning because all machines bleed black according to samurai jack). it was around the 8th hit that the screen completely gave out and all the black was gone. After confirming that the problem was not the screen, I started to saw the thing open. This must have scared the shit out of the blackberry because it started to smell really bad. when i was about half way threw sawing it in half, i noticed that the battery was missing. i contemplated the possibility that the missing battery was the reason for it not working, but when i thought about it why would someone give me a blackberry that didn't have a battery. so i decided that this big empty area was just for storing drugs and the batter was inside. Well now i was determined to get it to work. so i took the hatch in hand and started pressing keys with it. I must have cracked the password or something, because it finally started to talk. on the screen it put up an encrypted message "Y DEL M E" unfortunately I have been unable to decipher the message. but I have hopes that in time I will either decipher the message, or it will decided to work for me.
